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?I had no idea that Mr. Anderstand (sic) had muscles,? Snooki remarked incredulously, ?so when he took off his shirt, he had like a huge peanut muscle! Cool.? Earlier this year, Cooper had given Snooki's book a dramatic reading and congratulated her ...
Earlier this year, Cooper had given Snooki?s book a dramatic reading and congratulated her for signing a second book deal. Snooki was grateful for the publicity, tweeting ?Thanks for reading my NY Times Bestseller Mista Anderstand Cooper. Love to help you get a 2nd book. Let?s go tanning and talk about it.?.
Cooper took the pint-sized guidette up on her offer. After waiting 20 minutes for Snooki to get her teeth whitened, it was his moment to shine ? literally. Cooper was nervous but ready and bravely went through the spray-on process, airbrushing and all. ?Wow, I?ve never had a tan line like that,? he exclaimed.
After the ordeal, Cooper graciously thanked Snooki for taking him to the tanning salon. ?You?re like my buddy now.? Snooki said, ?You?re my tanning buddy now.? Cooper has made a name for himself with best-in-class reporting from areas of conflict, and while revealing his six-pack abs is somewhat impressive, one wonders about the lasting impact of this sort of soft, celebrity obsessed ? yes, entertaining ? coverage of Cooper?s well earned journalistic brand.
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This opinion is based on... what information? You're an idiot. And ignorant. My wife and I know a gay couple with four children they've adopted from orphanages. The places they were in were dirt poor and the kids were barely surviving. Now they live near Chicago, go to good private schools, play sports, and are growing up exactly like all their classmates, save for the gender of one of their parents. And yes, all four kids are both happy and straight. This is by far the norm. Being around gay people -- even as parents -- does not "make you gay." They're not having sex with the kids or in front of the kids, as no straight parents would do either. They are simply giving them a home, teaching them to brush their teeth, paying for their education, feeding them, and though you might revile the idea, loving those children as a parent should.
How the hell do you know if they are having sex with the kids or not let alone in front of them? You got a 24/7 webcam on them mr homoland security ?
But Andy can pump him, or her, so long as the child agrees to the experience, and if anyone complains manbla and the aclu gots his back. Now how many other children could have that lucky of a life with the sexiest metro in America ?
So when like Time and Newsweek and the hollyweird crackpots had front covers and declared this leftist demonews freakboy the sexiest man in America, it was really a massive gay promo.
Andy needed to get penetrated, and soon, okay - we're talking reach here, and the tube is as deep as it gets - best way to drive the point home next comes satisfying results. He's worked hard for penetrating reports so when he needs some - network juice should deliver.
I'm no Cooper or CNN fan but this strikes me as sad. This guy was a serious journalist, ya know, standing in front of a camera and getting shot at. I saw the Amy Whinehouse show, yes it was naught but a gay, white Oprah. And that is what is driving these daytime talkers; the immense vacuum left by Oprah's slide. Maybe it is what he wants though. He seemed comfy enough giving tissues to the parents and getting shot at is no fun no matter how it looks in the movies.
Oh, maybe Weiner pumped him and we've all known Obama is bi - so he's all set, best left wing fruitcake commie journo in the world - and he can take the potus up his backside no problem as the people are getting raped, too - a perfect report.
Reminds me of the time back in 1965 when a topless Huntley and Brinkley did the same salon bit with Jayne Mansfield. In color. David Brinkley's six pack put Anderson Coopers abs to shame.
Surely, you don't mean Jayne was topless (although she was known to have "accidents" whenever cameras were near). TV would have never been the same!
Nature, your approximately 40ish, right? Do you remember Huntley and Brinkley or you just saw a clip? I'm 50 and I do remember them and the unforgettable Mansfield.
I like Blitzer the wannabe he's in "The Situation Room" as he (another lib midget) pretends he's big man in charge handling some crisis for America in the Situation Room in the bowels of the White House...
Cooper is a professional who has practiced his eye squint for 4400 hours in front of a mirror so that America would be proud of the discerning and questioning and skeptical nature of his ever moving mind... (he had a problem trying to change his pussy looking lips but a metrosexual wants that look anyway - so suck it up like he does).
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